YE Post: Bottom 3 Songs of 2017

Hi there, how is your day? Because is Gelography and today I will be counting down my worst songs of the year. I feel like 2017 was one of the worst years we had. From Donald Trump becoming president to the biggest shooting in the U.S.A. to some god sake Spanish song dominating the charts with 16 weeks at #1 on Billboard Hot 100 to I'm running out of things to say. I'm not gonna be using single covers, I'm using some concert pictures and MP3s. Let's get into this, starting with #10.
3. Liam Payne - Strip that Down

Hahaha, that's funny, you all though this would be my worst song of the year. Well it isn't, things change a lot. First off the production is way beyond puke with the obnoxious Hey hey hey hey at the beginning of the song. Those vocals, like the production, is WAY MORE BEYOND vomit. Then finally, you have that dumb*** lyrical content everyone has SLAMMED lately.

And that thing you get before the Yeah yeah yeah yeah's in the chorus:
UH, STRIP THAT DOWN,
GIRL LOVE WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND,

One thing is for SURE: this man has the worst rhymes you could even imagine. Pretty much to the point where they don't sound like rhymes. I can diss this song, y'know. Anytime. And that time will be RIGHT NOW.
*cracks knuckles* Let's do this, Liam Payne. Get ready.
I see your name is Liam Payne,
I see you made a trash song,
And you should be ready to burn in pain,
Then your life won't be catchin' along,
I see you tried to make an improvement,
It's called Bedroom Floor,
but I see no talent movement,
watch what happens when I SLAM open your bedroom's door,
(I will diss him more if you ask me in the comments but I don't wanna spend this entire post dissing this loser)

- Okay, okay, let's see what this loser has got.
2. Julia Michaels - Issues

I know, this was barely ever in red. But once people actually turned on it, I started to realize this song is EVEN MORE BEYOND S**T than #3 was. Julia Michaels shows no vocal talent on this at all. Not at all. And that obnoxious du-du beat is ridiculous. The production is BEYOND crap + putrid + garbage + awful + terrible level. I guess I can understand the meaning however because let's admit it, everyone's got issues. But the vocals and the production combined are 8465438758293847378482 levels beyond C+P+G+A+T level. I have a word for you: LEAVE.

Dishonorable Mentions

- Post Malone/Quavo - Congratulations

Notes: lol xD

- Maroon 5/Kendrick Lamar - Don't Wanna Know

Notes: "Maroon 5 isn't a band" has for so long been a meme, and now "Maroon 5 isn't real" is an actual possibility.

- Lil Pump - Gucci Gang

Notes: *blank*

- Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Lilf3

Notes: 0mg wut is this idk wut dis is this dood needs 2 take some music lessns lel

- Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road

Notes: You thought this'd be on the list? Well no.

YOU IDIOT

You actually thought Body Like A Back Road was in Dishonorable Mentions? You are wrong.

I will explain this PIECE OF UTTER DOGS**T IN A DISS TRACK

1. Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road

You call yourself Sam Hunt,

Why is Sam Smith in front?

I don't know why he is,

but you need to listen to this,

From House Party to Body Like A Back Road,

your talent level has changed a whole load,

House Party was great,

but Body Like A Back Road made me lose my fate,

I'm about to knock this kid to another state,

because that kid still has everything he got on his plate,

This utter crap has bad lyrical content,

So I decided to instead of talk about it, BURN IT!

He got the bad sound,

We have better ones in this generation and around,

He got the bad voice,

Making a terrible song was his choice,

This has no beat,

so when I listen to this I don't dance in my seat,

This is the definition of bad,

so bad it gets me mad

FINISH!

So that is my rap against Body Like A Back Road. What its lyrical content has to offer made this the official...

WORST SONG OF 2017!

I hope you enjoyed the post (and the joke)! I would like to announce this'll be my last post of the year (unless I get the Weekend Countdown post out). So I will see you all in 2018!