Blurbs (2017)

Frosty The Blurbman
- About half of these songs I have never talked about. Just goes to show that 6 months really isn't much time, but it feels like you can do a lot in that time (in which you actually can).

- THIS IS MY JAM! DEATH OF A BACHELOR! WOAH, OH! (REALLY! I'm that cringy)

- About half of these songs debuted back in 2016 before October. Maybe they didn't make the cut for the Year End for last year. I'm not saying it's bad or anything, it just made the list look more neutral and expected. *cough* the #1 I'll talk about later *cough*

- And there you have Praying making the cut for the list. I didn't really know what to expect, to be honest, but I can see why it would've made it. I'm actually surprised, but like I said, I didn't know what to think.

- Hmm, Cold made the list, even without Future. Super interesting. Keep in mind Don't Wanna Know made it higher, and not in a very good way. I still enjoy Cold, but not as much. It's fun, though.

- I'm Ready was ranked higher than Weak on its year-end chart. At least the better song was ranked higher. but it wasn't much better -- they're both s**t. AJR, please leave the music industry, please, I'll appreciate it.

- Ah yes, the album titled song for 24K Magic! PUT YOUR PINKY FINGER TO THE MOON! Like Cold and Don't Wanna Know, keep in mind that That's What I Like was ranked higher. God have mercy on us all.

- Little surprised What About Us made it. I'll take it though. This one's good. It's highly decreasing on the Countdown, in which I think I remember it dropping 12 spots, #9 to #21.

- I'm not talking about this s**t for you all.

- Unlike What About Us, I'm not surprised Thunder made the list. I don't think you were either. Either way, it's no surprise to see it. I'm proud of these guys for making two huge hits this year. So props to them for making it.

- Feels great (no Cheat Codes reference) to see Heavy again. It's nice to see some hits that I loved but completely forgot about on here. And no, I don't love this just because of Sasha. Actually, yes I do. There we go.

- Sorry Not Sorry and Galway Girl were ranked higher than I thought they would be. I went from underestimating the success these songs would get to overestimating it. Eecks dee.

- This is the second year where Heathens is on the Year-End chart. Interesting. Cool stuff, though!

- *sees #24 and #21* I'M ABOUT TO CRAP MY PANTS RIGHT NOW!

- I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP! It's my favorite song right now! In the Top 20! Thank you all, Hits 1!

- Yes, that is definitely not an error. I did warm up on Closer. I think it was because, on Christmas, I was remixing some Chainsmokers music including this one, and it made the song a lot better.

- *sees #1* WOW, HITS 1! Thank you SO MUCH for being such a s**tbag to me! You are amazing!!!

Now, I'm gonna do a Top 45 Review. Just like the Top 20 Reviews, except the entire countdown ranked down. Here we go!
0 - S**t
43. Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road
42. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
41. Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
40. Hailee Steinfeld, Grey, and Zedd - Starving
39. Julia Michaels - Issues
38. Liam Payne - Strip That Down
37. AJR - Weak
36. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
35. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
34. Maroon 5 - Don't Wanna Know

1 - Bad
33. Zedd feat. Alessia Cara - Stay
32. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go
31. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill

2 - Mediocre
30. Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry
29. Charlie Puth - Attention
28. Ariana Grande feat. Nicki Minaj - Side to Side
27. Panic! At the Disco - L.A. Devotee (very close to pink)

3 - Decent
26. Chainsmokers feat. Coldplay - Something Just Like This
25. Imagine Dragons - Believer
24. Linkin Park - One More Light
23. Jon Bellion - All Time Low

4 - Good (keep in mind, this is the blue AND the green, dark blue = 5 pts)
22. Steve Aoki feat. Louis Tomlinson - Just Hold On
21. Maroon 5 - Cold
20. Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
19. Shawn Mendes - Mercy
18. Niall Horan - This Town
17. Chainsmokers feat. Halsey - Closer
16. Zayn feat. Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
15. Niall Horan - Slow Hands
14. Kygo feat. Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
13. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful
12. Adele - Water Under The Bridge
11. Chainsmokers - Paris

5 - Great
10. Train - Play that Song
9. Imagine Dragons - Thunder
8. P!nk - What About Us
7. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back
6. Bruno Mars - 24K Magic
5. TWENTY ØNE PILØTS - Heathens
4. Fitz & the Tantrums - HandClap
3. Linkin Park feat. Kiiara - Heavy
2. Panic! At the Disco - Death of a Bachelor
1. Kesha - Praying

BONUS: Not Included in Ranking:
The Weeknd feat. Daft Punk - I Feel it Coming
Lady Gaga - The Cure

Total Score: 126/215 (65%)
Letter Grade: D+ (A little more than mediocre)

Whew! That took a lot of work. Thank you for taking your time to read this. I wish you guys had yours-elves a very Merry Christmas! I got this computer I'm using for this post from my grandparents! Have a Happy New Year because I might not see you until then.