YE Post: Bottom 3 Songs of 2017

Hi there, how is your day? Because is Gelography and today I will be counting down my worst songs of the year. I feel like 2017 was one of the worst years we had. From Donald Trump becoming president to the biggest shooting in the U.S.A. to some god sake Spanish song dominating the charts with 16 weeks at #1 on Billboard Hot 100 to I'm running out of things to say. I'm not gonna be using single covers, I'm using some concert pictures and MP3s. Let's get into this, starting with #10.
3. Liam Payne - Strip that Down

Hahaha, that's funny, you all though this would be my worst song of the year. Well it isn't, things change a lot. First off the production is way beyond puke with the obnoxious Hey hey hey hey at the beginning of the song. Those vocals, like the production, is WAY MORE BEYOND vomit. Then finally, you have that dumb*** lyrical content everyone has SLAMMED lately.

And that thing you get before the Yeah yeah yeah yeah's in the chorus:
UH, STRIP THAT DOWN,
GIRL LOVE WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND,

One thing is for SURE: this man has the worst rhymes you could even imagine. Pretty much to the point where they don't sound like rhymes. I can diss this song, y'know. Anytime. And that time will be RIGHT NOW.
*cracks knuckles* Let's do this, Liam Payne. Get ready.
I see your name is Liam Payne,
I see you made a trash song,
And you should be ready to burn in pain,
Then your life won't be catchin' along,
I see you tried to make an improvement,
It's called Bedroom Floor,
but I see no talent movement,
watch what happens when I SLAM open your bedroom's door,
(I will diss him more if you ask me in the comments but I don't wanna spend this entire post dissing this loser)

- Okay, okay, let's see what this loser has got.
2. Julia Michaels - Issues

I know, this was barely ever in red. But once people actually turned on it, I started to realize this song is EVEN MORE BEYOND S**T than #3 was. Julia Michaels shows no vocal talent on this at all. Not at all. And that obnoxious du-du beat is ridiculous. The production is BEYOND crap + putrid + garbage + awful + terrible level. I guess I can understand the meaning however because let's admit it, everyone's got issues. But the vocals and the production combined are 8465438758293847378482 levels beyond C+P+G+A+T level. I have a word for you: LEAVE.

Dishonorable Mentions

- Post Malone/Quavo - Congratulations

Notes: lol xD

- Maroon 5/Kendrick Lamar - Don't Wanna Know

Notes: "Maroon 5 isn't a band" has for so long been a meme, and now "Maroon 5 isn't real" is an actual possibility.

- Lil Pump - Gucci Gang

Notes: *blank*

- Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Lilf3

Notes: 0mg wut is this idk wut dis is this dood needs 2 take some music lessns lel

- Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road

Notes: You thought this'd be on the list? Well no.

YOU IDIOT

You actually thought Body Like A Back Road was in Dishonorable Mentions? You are wrong.

I will explain this PIECE OF UTTER DOGS**T IN A DISS TRACK

1. Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road

You call yourself Sam Hunt,

Why is Sam Smith in front?

I don't know why he is,

but you need to listen to this,

From House Party to Body Like A Back Road,

your talent level has changed a whole load,

House Party was great,

but Body Like A Back Road made me lose my fate,

I'm about to knock this kid to another state,

because that kid still has everything he got on his plate,

This utter crap has bad lyrical content,

So I decided to instead of talk about it, BURN IT!

He got the bad sound,

We have better ones in this generation and around,

He got the bad voice,

Making a terrible song was his choice,

This has no beat,

so when I listen to this I don't dance in my seat,

This is the definition of bad,

so bad it gets me mad

FINISH!

So that is my rap against Body Like A Back Road. What its lyrical content has to offer made this the official...

WORST SONG OF 2017!

I hope you enjoyed the post (and the joke)! I would like to announce this'll be my last post of the year (unless I get the Weekend Countdown post out). So I will see you all in 2018!

Blurbs (2017)

Frosty The Blurbman
- About half of these songs I have never talked about. Just goes to show that 6 months really isn't much time, but it feels like you can do a lot in that time (in which you actually can).

- THIS IS MY JAM! DEATH OF A BACHELOR! WOAH, OH! (REALLY! I'm that cringy)

- About half of these songs debuted back in 2016 before October. Maybe they didn't make the cut for the Year End for last year. I'm not saying it's bad or anything, it just made the list look more neutral and expected. *cough* the #1 I'll talk about later *cough*

- And there you have Praying making the cut for the list. I didn't really know what to expect, to be honest, but I can see why it would've made it. I'm actually surprised, but like I said, I didn't know what to think.

- Hmm, Cold made the list, even without Future. Super interesting. Keep in mind Don't Wanna Know made it higher, and not in a very good way. I still enjoy Cold, but not as much. It's fun, though.

- I'm Ready was ranked higher than Weak on its year-end chart. At least the better song was ranked higher. but it wasn't much better -- they're both s**t. AJR, please leave the music industry, please, I'll appreciate it.

- Ah yes, the album titled song for 24K Magic! PUT YOUR PINKY FINGER TO THE MOON! Like Cold and Don't Wanna Know, keep in mind that That's What I Like was ranked higher. God have mercy on us all.

- Little surprised What About Us made it. I'll take it though. This one's good. It's highly decreasing on the Countdown, in which I think I remember it dropping 12 spots, #9 to #21.

- I'm not talking about this s**t for you all.

- Unlike What About Us, I'm not surprised Thunder made the list. I don't think you were either. Either way, it's no surprise to see it. I'm proud of these guys for making two huge hits this year. So props to them for making it.

- Feels great (no Cheat Codes reference) to see Heavy again. It's nice to see some hits that I loved but completely forgot about on here. And no, I don't love this just because of Sasha. Actually, yes I do. There we go.

- Sorry Not Sorry and Galway Girl were ranked higher than I thought they would be. I went from underestimating the success these songs would get to overestimating it. Eecks dee.

- This is the second year where Heathens is on the Year-End chart. Interesting. Cool stuff, though!

- *sees #24 and #21* I'M ABOUT TO CRAP MY PANTS RIGHT NOW!

- I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP! It's my favorite song right now! In the Top 20! Thank you all, Hits 1!

- Yes, that is definitely not an error. I did warm up on Closer. I think it was because, on Christmas, I was remixing some Chainsmokers music including this one, and it made the song a lot better.

- *sees #1* WOW, HITS 1! Thank you SO MUCH for being such a s**tbag to me! You are amazing!!!

Now, I'm gonna do a Top 45 Review. Just like the Top 20 Reviews, except the entire countdown ranked down. Here we go!
0 - S**t
43. Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road
42. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
41. Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
40. Hailee Steinfeld, Grey, and Zedd - Starving
39. Julia Michaels - Issues
38. Liam Payne - Strip That Down
37. AJR - Weak
36. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
35. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
34. Maroon 5 - Don't Wanna Know

1 - Bad
33. Zedd feat. Alessia Cara - Stay
32. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go
31. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill

2 - Mediocre
30. Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry
29. Charlie Puth - Attention
28. Ariana Grande feat. Nicki Minaj - Side to Side
27. Panic! At the Disco - L.A. Devotee (very close to pink)

3 - Decent
26. Chainsmokers feat. Coldplay - Something Just Like This
25. Imagine Dragons - Believer
24. Linkin Park - One More Light
23. Jon Bellion - All Time Low

4 - Good (keep in mind, this is the blue AND the green, dark blue = 5 pts)
22. Steve Aoki feat. Louis Tomlinson - Just Hold On
21. Maroon 5 - Cold
20. Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
19. Shawn Mendes - Mercy
18. Niall Horan - This Town
17. Chainsmokers feat. Halsey - Closer
16. Zayn feat. Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
15. Niall Horan - Slow Hands
14. Kygo feat. Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
13. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful
12. Adele - Water Under The Bridge
11. Chainsmokers - Paris

5 - Great
10. Train - Play that Song
9. Imagine Dragons - Thunder
8. P!nk - What About Us
7. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back
6. Bruno Mars - 24K Magic
5. TWENTY ØNE PILØTS - Heathens
4. Fitz & the Tantrums - HandClap
3. Linkin Park feat. Kiiara - Heavy
2. Panic! At the Disco - Death of a Bachelor
1. Kesha - Praying

BONUS: Not Included in Ranking:
The Weeknd feat. Daft Punk - I Feel it Coming
Lady Gaga - The Cure

Total Score: 126/215 (65%)
Letter Grade: D+ (A little more than mediocre)

Whew! That took a lot of work. Thank you for taking your time to read this. I wish you guys had yours-elves a very Merry Christmas! I got this computer I'm using for this post from my grandparents! Have a Happy New Year because I might not see you until then.

Ed Sheeran - Year of 2017

Hey guys, this is Gelography back for another post! Today, we will count down the Top 45 Songs of the Year According To Hits 1. Anyway, Christmas is in 2 Days and I hope you all enjoy your presents. I’m sorry the Bottom 5 of the year hasn’t come out yet. I’ll tell you the #1 hint: it is NOT Liam Payne. Anyway, get to this! There will be no peak numbers, just a heads up. I will be using the 5-point scale color code (s**t = dark red, bad = turquoise, etc.). There will be 5 purples and 5 reds because, well, WHY NOT??? Here is that 5 pt scale if you forgot it:
Purple - Best Song(s)
Dark Blue - Awesome
Green - Great
Blue - Good
Pink - Decent
Yellow - Mediocre
Turquoise - Bad
Dark Red - S**t
Red - Worst Song(s)
45. One More Light by Linkin Park
44. I Feel It Coming by The Weeknd feat. Daft Punk
43. Death Of A Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco
42. Side To Side by Ariana Grande feat. Nicki Minaj
41. Praying by Kesha
40. Despacito by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber
39. Cold by Maroon 5
38. Weak by AJR
37. 24K Magic by Bruno Mars
36. Scars To Your Beautiful by Alessia Cara
35. What About Us by P!nk (1 Week at #1)
34. Water Under The Bridge by Adele
33. All Time Low by Jon Bellion 
32. Bad Things by Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello
31. The Cure by Lady Gaga
30. Thunder by Imagine Dragons (2 Weeks at #1)
29. Heavy by Linkin Park feat. Kiiara
28. Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato (1 Week at #1)
27. Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran (3 Weeks at #1) [why did you think this was #1 *sarcasm*]
26. Heathens by TWENTY ØNE PILØTS (2 Weeks at #1)
25. Just Hold On by Steve Aoki feat. Louis Tomlinson
24. Body Like A Back Road by Sam Hunt
23. Play That Song by Train
22. L.A. Devotee by Panic! At The Disco
21. Issues by Julia Michaels
20. I Don’t Wanna Live Forever by Zayn feat. Taylor Swift
19. Attention by Charlie Puth (1 Week at #1)
18. HandClap by Fitz & The Tantrums
17. This Town by Niall Horan
16. Say You Won’t Let Go by James Arthur
15. Mercy by Shawn Mendes
14. Paris by The Chainsmokers (1 Week at #1)
13. Don’t Wanna Know by Maroon 5 (3 Weeks at #1)
12. Strip That Down by Liam Payne feat. Quavo (2 Weeks at #1)
11. It Ain’t Me by Kygo feat. Selena Gomez
10. That’s What I Like by Bruno Mars (1 Week at #1)
9. Slow Hands by Niall Horan (3 Weeks at #1)
8. Starving by Hailee Steinfeld, Grey, and Zedd (4 Weeks at #1, I think)
7. Believer by Imagine Dragons (3 Weeks at #1)
6. Something Just Like This by The Chainsmokers feat. Coldplay (3 Weeks at #1)
5. Castle on the Hill by Ed Sheeran (3 Weeks at #1, I think)
4. There’s Nothing Holdin’ Me Back by Shawn Mendes (5 Weeks at #1)
3. Closer by The Chainsmokers feat. Halsey (8 Weeks at #1) [Welp, this warmed up on me]
2. Stay by Zedd feat. Alessia Cara (4 Weeks at #1)
1. Shape of You by Ed Sheeran (9 Weeks at #1) [1st Year at #1] [Mind you Hits 1]

#1 Song of 2016: TWENTY ØNE PILØTS - Stressed Out

See you for the blurbs!

Net Neutrality is Going

If you watched the livestream, you’d know Net Neutrality is going to be leaving us. I don’t know about you, but this is NOT A GOOD SIGN. Here’s how this’ll change us forever:
- Internet will cost more
- Bill costs will increase
- Social media will basically ‘die’
Not my fridge-ing fault that it’s going.

Short announcement again. Thank you.
- Gelography, aka the dude who is super mad that Net Neutrality is going

Where Am I Bringing This Blog?

Hey guys.

Yes, I am back. Well, not for long. Honestly, life has just been a mess right now. From projects to school to football to parades to Christmas events, my life has been a mess. So that is why I haven’t made a post in longer than a week. 

I honestly do not know what I’ll do with this blog now. I might change the topic or something, but I’ve been missing out on making a lot of stuff. I haven’t even started last week nor this week’s countdown. But yeah. The whole point is, I have a life outside of blogging and I can’t blog at school.

Thank you, I just wanted to make a short announcement. I’m more than sorry that this blog is officially “dead.” Goodbye.